Assclowns

Why does every guy I see driving a sportscar (e.g. BMW) look like an assclown?  Always some ruddy-faced beef-caked middle age dude with a constipated look on his face from yelling at one too many analysts whose knees are failing from his attempts to relive his college pick-up basketball glory days and from the daily prostrations before clients with pitchbooks that don't mean a damn thing.