susiederkins: i love meetings

susiederkins: i don't know why you hate them so much

josh: they suck

josh: kill me now

susiederkins: but do you have any idea how many blogs they inspired?

susiederkins: i wrote a bajillion during meetings by observing human behavior.

josh: that just means i have to create a new blog soon

josh: or maybe go back to pause rewind

susiederkins: no one else is paying attention to the meeting either. i notice who touches whose arm. who's about to fall asleep.

susiederkins: who's making flirty eyes with who

susiederkins: it's awesome

susiederkins: sometimes if i get really really tired, my coffee talks to me. that's interesting too.

susiederkins: it says, "damn, i'm sweating like a mofo nancy. can't you see i'm leaving a ring of wet on this fancy conference table?"

josh: hahaha

susiederkins: "this is embarassing man! how am i supposed to pick up a nice latte lady when i look like this!"

josh: you're awesome

susiederkins: and the dunkin donuts coffees are like the untouchables of the coffee crowd

susiederkins: and you can look at the owners of the dunkin donuts too and make assumptions about them based on their choice of dunkin coffee

josh: this is being tumblred right now

susiederkins: though, the dunkin donuts can work both ways. if the head honcho is drinking dunkin, then it gives him plus points in my book.

susiederkins: like he's 'keeping it real'

susiederkins: if my manager is drinking dunkin, then it's just more evidence that he's a cheapass bastard who not only won't shell out for proper analysts with the proper skills, but clearly can't even shell out for decent coffee

susiederkins: sorry, are you in a meeting right now? am i distracting you?

josh: no i've dozed off

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