Cloud8: hows it going

Princess: hey dude

Princess: i think i found a loophole

Cloud8: to what

Princess: where i don't have to get a job

Cloud8: to life?

Cloud8: oh

Princess: essentially

Princess: gay for pay

Princess: generally that does okay

Princess: ha

Princess: poem

Cloud8: hah

Cloud8: yes

Cloud8: now in iambic pentameter!

Princess: uh

Princess: i think i can be a gay today for pay

Cloud8: what do you mean?

Princess: that's iambic

Princess: de dum de dum dum de dum de dum

Princess: ellide be-a

Princess: you asked for it

Cloud8: but uh

Cloud8: how do you get paid by being gay?

Princess: oldest profession in the world

Cloud8: it's recession proof i suppose

Princess: eh

Princess: look a lap dance is alright

Princess: i've never really capitalize my rice queen-ness

Cloud8: well that's one way to do it

Princess: at least free booze

Princess: and physical intimacy

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