Hilton Honors

AP: Do you read blogs?

Hilton: What’s that?

AP: Um, they’re these things on the Internet where people write about news and stuff.

Hilton: No, I don’t really read anything on the Internet except my AOL mail. I don’t like people who sit on computers all day long and write about people they don’t know anything about.

AP: In your career, what are you most afraid of happening?

Hilton: I don’t know. Nothing.

AP: Nothing? What about in your personal life?

Hilton: I don’t know. Death.

AP: Why? What’s so scary about death?

Hilton: Because I don’t know what happens.

The more I read, the more I think Paris is astute – and that we hate her because we think she's a ditz and that we disregard her because she's living a life that we would live if we could.