Mimi cry

There is a breed of girls and some gay men (oh all right, and some men too – basically ingrates with brains the size of peas) whose conversations consist primarily of phrases or inflections that they've stolen from pop culture. 

"I mean, like, can you see how he thought I was too cool for school?  As if!  I'm so, like, sick of his mentality.  It's so cheese ball!" - actual dialogue heard from a hot blond with boobies hanging out on the phone with an unknown person.

Can people not think for themselves?  Are they so grotesquely involved in their own trite world that they don't realize they have a functioning brain?  Listen, I can do a pretty good impression of "Screw you guys, I'm goin home!" ala Cartman, but I don't integrate it into my normal conversations!  It may be cute the first time, but the next time anyone says "All riighty then!" or "I'm Rick James, bitch!" I'm going to hurl.  Think of your own damn phrases! Take your eyes of MTV and E! and the rest of the crap on TV and, well, open the door, go outside, and live in the real world.  You are not the bulimic heroin skeletons in Hollywood, you don't have salaries that dwarf small nations based on some movie that has no coherent plot or dialogue — it's not cute when you say "That's hot" – actually, it's like gangrene on the conversation body flow because you are not Paris Hilton – find your own words, develop your own thoughts, stop mimicking talentless hacks who are successful because of you are stupidly lapping up their shitty products (if you consider success to be based on shallow fame and the continual drive towards the lowest common denominator of "entertainment".).

Jeez. I'm so pissed off at the mindless brain monkeys that surround me.  I thought we were suppose to evolve as time progresses – well, look at what civilized society consists of: the biggest news story is either some weirdo guy with his face half lopped off having boys in his bed claiming a Peter Pan complex and suckering them with "Jesus juice" or two dumbass wars directed by a numb nut who is clueless to the difference between "prosecute" and "persecute".  The worst part is that everyone is glued to this shit.  No, the worst part is that we have to live in this shit.

• "Paris Hilton is engaged!" – Who the fuck cares?
• Britney Spears has a "tell all TV show!" - Great. You get to see how white trash live.  Look in the mirror.
• Lindsey Lohan in a minor crash!" - So are we going to obsess over every freckle face pasty ass girl who spread her legs for money? Cry me a river.  How many people are homeless and hungry right. this. very. second?
• Tom Cruise: I'm so happy with Katie!" - Great.  Now go make another movie where you're an All-American guy who's misunderstood and somehow through internal strife and deep furrowing of your brows you go on to get a noxiously skinny girl and win the car race/jet dogfight/terrorist plot.

Give me a break.  I'm out.