Twentysomething

One: Someone left a whole bunch of free stuff on the street the other day.  I had just stepped out from a bar with Lush.  Shirts, dresses, books, lamps.  It was like a yard sale except no one was around.  "Maybe they're off somewhere," I said.

I lumbered out from a self-imposed pity session this weekend to utilize my poor mood and piss on the happy-go-lucky spirit of Spring.  Spring is like a flaky blond. Ooh - everything is great, look at the flowers, the air is so fresh.  Let's bathe ourselves

Ya'll have probably heard this one already but still, Ok Go rocks. I was out of the country for a year so all this stuff is still uber-cool to me! Yes, I did find a way to stick 'uber' into a sentence. Go me. Viral

This mash-up video of Apple's iconic '1984' ad and the upcoming Democratic primary fight-fest between Obama and Hilary is gaining traction on the web. Pundits are announcing a historic moment for media with this (I'll admit) clever ad.  I guess maybe they

One of the greatest tragedies in my life is when for some reason, my parents cleaned house when I left for college.  Along with the cleansing went all my books from first grade onwards to the half-price bookstore.  Comic books, tattered and dog-eared pages of favorites -- companions on

So he looked at me, starched collar and striped shirt, this new breed of yes-men, pilferers of pyramids and the ones who said the Taj Mahal couldn't be built (and then promptly got their hands cut off after they finished the dammed thing); I looked past, eyes