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"The Lindsay Lohan" aka Why I would never move to LA

Jack Fisher

Jack Fisher

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What the hell is wrong with people? On so many levels this is wrong:

  • Turning your kid into an Oompa Loompa
  • Selling fake tans
  • Selling fake tans with the name "the Lindsay Lohan"
  • Wanting to be like Lindsay Lohan
  • Paying $1300 for a fake tan
  • Charging $1300
  • Charging money
  • Worshiping superficiality
  • The LA culture
  • Having a reality show about a tanning salon
  • Watching a reality show about a tanning salon
  • Lowering the collective IQ of the human race
  • Turning one's brain off

ARRRGH! What's wrong with people? Some people, honestly I am not kidding, deserved to be shipped to places where .. I wish there was a life swap for some people. If there was a life swap for people who consume E! TV with villagers in Congo, I would pay to see that.

This is crazy. BUT this type of stuff is just one pocket of ppl in LA, so can't generalize. Certainly lots of ppl like this live in many places, NYC included. And just because there are a bunch of dumb asses around you does not mean that you buy whatever is being sold to them right?

Posted by: vinny | May 31, 2007 at 01:37 PM

I hear ya - just that LA has more of these people than New York. I'd rather deal with the cynicism here than the vapidity over there. But hey - to each his own.

Posted by: j.fisher | May 31, 2007 at 07:54 PM

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